RAGGING

RAGGING IS STRICTLY BAN IN THE INSTITUTE PREMISES... {that means ragging is allowed outside the campus)
on the first day at college we see many such boards and posters on the walls of JIITU,the boards don't help in giving any confidence to freshers.(jahan likha hain no parking wahin pe gadi park hoti hain.)
so ragging what is ragging...
basically when we enter the institute we are said it's a personality development classes mallom nahin kis tarah ki personality groom karten hain..
The first thing the seniors
in college expect is us is 2 bow our head in front of them give them "90 "...making a 90 degree angle by bending in front,then u cannot look into their eyes while talking look at the third button(u have 2 as a compulsion wear shirt during the first month another demand by sirs so it will obviously have buttons)
On they first day
in which every first year has to introduce himself on the OAT,we are asked to show our skills also,on that day while standing in line some freaky seniors came to u tell u to clse ur collar button,they even naraate the dress we must wear for the next one month-slippers,shirts-formal oneno designer shirts and thsirts,pant,jeans strictly ban,tika on the forehead.
The seniors threaten the freshers such that some really go tout and purchase new shirts and pant as most of us bring tshirts and jeans to college,unknowing that we will not be able to wear hem much as we have a dress code in JIITU.....haam jaise akalmand to slippers and tika bhi lagaten hain.....
hmm so the college starts the next day after the councelling......so ragging place changes...it's now in the academinc wing
Ragging in the academic area is like......akhir ladkiyan hoti hain tothodi decency....
par i remember one of the "madam " calling me n asking the girl is to boy ratio i told her it was 1:6 so her immidiate response was thhe girls will be exhausted as u all will be doing 6 on one..... kya sari ladkiyan karne layak bhi nahin hongi so aur bhi dikat kuch ko.....yaar ladke to sahen the par ladkiyan bhi.....
the boys palatoon is deceint in the area..they ask us to ask names of freah girls, propose seniors and our year girls,so that we can become frdz with girls.......kuch senior ki to naam lene mein phate hain ,unko lagta hain kahin teacher naa pakad le salle phatu.
One such senior came up 2 me and asked me to do certain tasks,while telling the task he told me not to lokk at him stand beside the wall and just hear and even told me if caught not to take his name...as RAGGING IS STRICTLY BAN AND ANY ONE CAUGHT WILL BE DISMISSED..jab itne phat te hain to yaar lete kyun ho......
par jo bhi hain in the academic area ragging is nice.......proposing girls,asking their name n other details,.....
YES their was even a students anti-ragging squad,wo juniors ko bacha tha phir unki khud ragging leta tha baad mein......harami saale

SO I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE TOO LONG A STORY IF I WOULD NARRATE THE WHOLE STORY SO I WILL OUT DOWN SOME THE INTERESTING OR INFACT ALL THE RAGGING WHICH EITHER I OR MY FRDZ WENT THROUGH

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FIRST THE COMMON one : proposeing to girls,
1...describing girls like their figures.......now this ragging used ur creativity,suppose u say the girl was beautiful,they would ask what is that was beautiful.....aab yar ladko ko kya beautiful lage ga...face,body structure...face to theek hain phir face mein kyaa.....the discussion doesn't get vulgar phir if body structure then in body structure what ....this leaves us thinking ki agar zyada describe kara to maare to nahin jainge,zyada shande bane to kahin hamari lambi to nahin lee jaigee....etcc....

2...then another common thing is where we are asked to comment on things......like if ur mother was a prostitute,u had aids,..etc

YES.// INRO HINDI MEIN......IF ANY WORD OF ENGLISH.....THEN BEGGING fROM STARTING...SAB .....IT'S LIVE A CUSTOM SAB KA YAHEN METHOD HOTA THA...HINDI INTRO...HINDI CONVERSION
OF WORDS LIKE NOIDA ,JITU,AIEEE, ..ETC....

3...ANOTHER COMMON THING IS THAT WE ARE ASKED TO DESCRIBE THINGS LIKE TAJ,OUR CITY,ROSE....FIVE SENTENCES THEN IT IS REPLACES BY EITHER WORDS LIKE "MY LAUDA" OR "MY ASS" .....ETC...and they laugh..yaar sometimes i looks funny par....kab tak...saale pak te nahin hain senior..iss se....mallom nahin...e.g.
rose ke kate hoten hain..know u say mere land pe katen hain...the start kaughing asking vague question like..arre tu aab kaisen karega,..arree aab tere biwi ka kya hogaa......
etc

4...another interesting part is selling things...this part i liked like selling a pot..a mug..a pencil....our ass...our land....and what not issme maza aya ....

5.tricky questions....this was yet another very intelligent part.....superbly built....only taken by the 4th year guys.....LIKE QUESTIONS ....pick the pen with the ass.....now...it has double meaning....pick the pen with your ass..our pick the pen with it's asss....

6;;.running commentry on bf's......

7...fan ko gaali tab tak jab tak gir na jai......light ko gaali tab tak jab tak switch off na ho jai..when i was told to do this one..the light suddenly went off....arre electricity nahin aa rahi thi so...i switched of the light,...i mean samjha.....so mein jaldi bach gaya......hahahahah

8...

now
what is ragging without going rough..ragging ka tab tak kya mza jab tak ragging mazadar nnnaaa ho..............

so some of them also.........

1.writing a to z..........matlab kya...with penis writing a 2 z...dipping in ink...n writing a 2 z......hiill jati hain.........phir agar koi galti to ass se metana padta hain.......

2.KBC GAME....wont desribe it uusse ur innovation to guess the game